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TRADER JACKS' GRAND REOPENING! 20 AUGUST 2005.
[READ THE FINE PRINT!]

A ball-busting new Disaster EPIC: MEENA THAN EVER...
a thrilling remake of the 1986 classic...

Dr Gloom Budget Productions Present

" T R A D E R J A C K S "

Tales of abuse, intrigue and outrageous behaviour from the South Seas
‘Shots’ on location: Avarua Waterfront on a ‘hot and steamy August night’ at Trader Jacks

Starring:
The Trader as Avarua Harbour Master
Co-starring:
Cackling Rosie
No Politicians! No Pretenders! No Poofters!
VIPS ONLY

Matinee Premiere
5pm Saturday
20 August 2005
Running Time: 420 minutes [No Interval]

R 18 – Coarse Language and sexual content will offend. RSVP: Due to an extremely limited budget, with The Trader crying poor and setting new standards of miserly behaviour (even for himself), VIP guests are asked to RSVP by way of a’ BYOG in advance’ arrangement whereby, either three bottles of your favourite ‘vin ordinaire’, or one litre of spirits (Bombay), must be deposited with The Trader to confirm your attendance and receive your ‘Admit 2’ personal tickets to ride the next wave of success of the all new Trader Jack’s. Overseas travellers should advise their intentions (and place their Duty Free orders) in order that the Trader can put in place all arrangements for food, splits, ice, glassware and entertainment. Verbal abuse will be generously provided for – as Pincher Martin once said “it’s not a world for sensitive souls”. Dress: Your usual island decadent style.

VISIT TRADERS AS IT USED TO BE ...

UNTIL ...

THE GOOD OLD DAYS ...
A CALM DAY