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The all-singing, all-dancing 25-year-old
bar manager Junior Kurariki has been a fixture behind
the bar at Traders since 2000 and for the last two-and-a-half
years has been in charge of making sure that thirsty
locals and visitors get what they need.
Before moving back to the Cook Islands,
Junior, who is half Mangaian and half Aitutakian had
been living and working in Spain for two years as part
of a 24 strong Polynesian dance troupe performing around
the Barcelona area. But although he enjoyed the European
‘rock ‘n’ roll’ lifestyle he
realised there was no place like home when he came back
to Rarotonga for a visit four years ago. “I came
back here on holiday and I thought to myself ‘this
is paradise – there’s no way I’m going
to move back to Auckland or wherever. Once I decided
to stay I had to find a job and so I came straight to
Trader Jacks.”
He remembers those first few nerve-wracking
shifts well. “At first I was so nervous I was
shaking,” he revealed. “I knew the people
who drank here and it was pretty scary, but now they’re
like friends.”
It’s a demanding job keeping
the regulars happy and Junior reckons learning what
the Trader and his mates want in their glasses is a
crucial part of the job. “You’ve got to
keep them happy,” he says. “When you see
people coming through the door you start getting their
drink ready, I think I know what the whole island drinks.
Knowing that and teaching the others is important. You
have to make sure the new staff know what the locals
drink, it’s for their own safety!”
And anyone who has heard the Trader
in full cry demanding ‘more piss’ knows
the sort of pressure the staff are under, but that doesn’t
mean that the visitors don’t get any attention.
“I always look to see what the tourists are drinking,”
reveals Junior. “I’ll serve them first and
at the same time keep an eye out to see what the regulars
need and then get their drinks.”
Junior gives credit to his colleagues
behind the bar when he first started out for giving
him the skills he now has. “There was the best
team here when I first started and they were a good
crew to learn from,” he says. Since then staff
have come and gone and Junior says he has learned from
many of them, those he remembers best include Andy Burner
and Jason Jones, better known as ‘the Hospo Man’.
Nowadays the dreadlocked bartender
is a man in demand, and his skills have even attracted
interest from other bars here and in New Zealand, but
he has knocked them all back. “I’m staying
here,” he says. “Jack can be a hard boss,
but he means what he says and he’s a decent bloke
to work for – hard but fair.” But he also
adds with a grin that his boss can sometimes be his
worst customer.
They say bar work is like being on
stage, and with his background as a performer Junior
sometimes steps into the limelight, treating customers
to a taste of his dance moves behind the bar and at
weekends he even serenades drinkers if the house band
breaks into a reggae number. “I’m not really
a singer, but it was part of what I was doing in Spain,”
he says. “I like to sing Bob Marley songs - I’ll
only sing reggae - but I do enjoy joining in with the
boys who play here at the weekend, it’s just a
bit of fun.” Those trademark dreadlocks are testament
to Junior’s love for reggae. He has been growing
them for nine years now and the haircut has even earned
him the nickname ‘Bob’, after his musical
hero.
In his time at Traders Junior has seen
and heard a few things, but like any bar manager worth
his salt, he knows not to say too much. But there are
a few highlights that he likes to recount – such
as the time a local lawyer managed to get a shot glass
full of Sambuca stuck to his face.
Then there was the birthday party last
year when the bar was decorated with condoms and the
swarthy birthday boy was given a rousing clap - but
no cheers - when he arrived to celebrate.
Sometimes it seems that the customers
are so overcome by the tropical climate and beauty of
the island that they have trouble keeping their clothes
on, and Junior says he has seen tourists and locals
alike drinking shots off people’s belly buttons
and using varying parts of their, or someone else’s,
anatomy to help them down their drinks.
More bizarre still was the time a well
refreshed young lady staying on a yacht moored off Avarua
harbour decided it was time to head home and stripped
down to nothing but her g-string and began swimming
out to sea. This was too much for the locals to resist
and they began firing at her with a potato gun as she
headed for the boat… just to keep the sharks away!
But getting back to his job behind
the bar, who better than the bar manager himself to
recommend a cocktail for a thirsty punter here at Trader
Jacks. And although Junior himself drinks Maitais, he
suggests visitors try Traders’ speciality, the
Island Magic – a blend of kahlua,
vodka, Bailey’s, banana liqueur and cream, with
whipped cream on top.
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Junior’s
guide to the regulars’ tipple.
Should you fall into conversation with one of
the local characters propping up the bar at Traders
and if you get the urge to buy them a drink –
here is Junior’s guide to who drinks what…
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Tipple |
Details |
to come |
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